Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Double Shot of Random Five Questions from Texas Chainsaw Massacre (74) Teri McMinn and Creator/Artist/Writer Shawn Harbin (The Dungeon Comic)

Okay, I have been gone for a while.  Got busy doing other things that had to be done!

First up is Teri McMinn, aka Pam aka Meat Hook Girl aka the hot girl in the short shorts from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (74).  It's a sad world when I have to put (74) up so goobers will not confuse the original with that film hack Michael Bay's produce monstrosity known as The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)!  I am off track!  Teri is one nice lady.  She is my friend and is always happy to meet fans at conventions.  I caught up with Teri and she was nice enough to answer my random five questions.  You can also catch up with Teri at her website http://www.terimcminn.net 


Five Random Questions

1.) How was it working with Frank Sutton at the Mary Moody Northern Theater in Austin?

It was a good experience although I was a little young for the role (Jane Russell had just played the part when he did it previously in Chicago;) He was a curmudgeon, kinda the Tommy Lee Jones of his day, and the poor guy had just had throat surgery. That's Long before the Adelle/John Mayer sophisticated surgery of today, but he was a real trooper and a nice man.

2.) Did you enjoy modeling?

Yes. I did mainly leg and foot modeling, "parts" modeling. Always interesting, even the auditions. First one was for "Leggs Underalls" ~,~ another one was for Dr. Scholl's Sandals. At the audition, they stood me on a table in bare feet, in a very short skirt. Several Scholl's men in suits were brought in the room, and all began walking around me, staring at my legs and feet, and right up near my feet, looking for any imperfections, saying nothing. In NYC, where everyone WALKS, everywhere, perfect feet is a challenge for anybody, especially young actress/model types! They're called "Go sees."

                                   "BEST SHOT IN MOTION PICTURE HISTORY!"



3.) How do you describe your friendship and bond with the cast of Texas Chainsaw Massacre? I can tell you all have a great time together.

We have a lot of fun when we get to do shows together, you're right. (we always have to keep a close eye on John, our resident bad-boy~)

4.) Are you a cat person or a dog person or both?
Definitely both. I'd have a passel of them if I had the land and the time.

5.) What is your favorite type of wine?

Red... and either very dry, or hearty and bold chateauneuf du pape when celebrating something special, or relaxing, Cabs and Shiraz'zzz, all-though, in summer, and anytime when chit chatting with Marilyn, a nice dry white does very well for us both. (You've just made me extremely thirsty, Shawn... was it intentional?) ~_*  Note From Shawnster the Monster: It was!  I like to see Teri drink.  She gets mad at Leatherface and challenges him to a chainsaw duel every time.

Shawn Harbin is one hell of an artist.  He is a great creator, artist, and writer! The Dungeon Comic is Shawn's baby. You should go and check out his art right now and buy some comics and prints over at http://bsx22studios.com/. I mean it, right now.  He will be at Fanboy Expo on May 31 through June 2nd.  I sent Shawn some questions and he gladly answered them.  Also check out https://www.facebook.com/TheDungeonComic  Also checkout https://www.facebook.com/pages/Comics-Exchange/132317553553711?fref=ts






1.) What was the first comic that blew you away and made you want to be an artist?

 Well, I always wanted to be an artist since I was five years old, but I don’t think people want to be artists. You either are or aren’t. I went to school with a lot of art students, and I know a lot of people who have some artistic ability but aren’t artists. They don’t draw or they don’t create things to keep busy. They kind of do it because they found a job that needed an artist for something. I was never like that. I had to be working on something at all times.

I remember stopping at a Wiegle’s on our way home from church on Sundays as a kid and I would get a comic book. I distinctly remember my Grandmother buying me Spectacular Spider-Man #70. I was about 5 years old. But I didn’t want to be a comic book artist. I loved Spider=Man and His Amazing Friends. I would say that cartoon had a large effect on me as well as the old 70s Nicholas Hammond Live Action Spider-Man TV Show. But I didn’t get into comics until I was about 11. My grandfather got me a subscription to Amazing Spider-Man starting at issue 292. So I got death of Kraven, first Todd McFarlane, first Venom, return of the red and blue suit, and all of those David Michelinie stories. I think after I saw Todd McFarlane’s work I wanted to be a comic book artist. I don’t think that was ever an option before. I suppose before that I either wanted to be an animator or Batman when I grew up. Other than that the most influential thing I ever encountered on my art, was Tim Burton’s first Batman film and that’s when I realized characters could have black in them. 

2.) How did "The Dungeon Comic" come about?

The Dungeon came about a few different ways. I came up with the idea when I was in college and some of the characters were based on people I knew. I was taking a watercolor class and we could pretty much do whatever we wanted to in there. The school had pretty much beat comics out of me and the desire to do so, but at that point I was almost about to graduate and finished my program other than a few classes. I started making storyboards for a film I wanted to see made. The storyboards started as giant one-frame narratives and then soon became a comic style page. The first 12 original “Dungeon” Pages were 24”x30” water color and ink. I still have them. A page would take about two weeks to complete and surprisingly a lot of people were into them being the fine art snobs that they were. They were extremely sexual at the time. Then I went off to do other things. About 5 years later, by a force literally beyond my control I had dinner with real comic book artists from Marvel and DC. I realized how much I wanted to do that and how unhappy I was with what I was doing at the time. Right before meeting them I had started doing a comic strip to submit to syndicates. I wanted to work for Marvel and DC and figured that I had to find a way to get their attention. So I decided to actually do a comic book with all effort thrown forward. It seems like a dumb move on my part, but The Dungeon Comic got pulled out of my portfolio, because I didn’t think the Comic Strip “Held Back” about a middle school would be commercial enough for comics. I probably should have rethought the commercial appeal to The Dungeon. I don’t mind super heroes, but I had no desire to create superheroes when no matter what I came up with would just be a rip off of Batman, Superman, or Spider-Man. As all superheroes are. Not saying they aren’t really cool ones, but its true. The ironic thing in it all is that The Dungeon Comic became something much more than I could anticipate. First it was very uncensored, I had been so bottled up that I had to watch everything I said and did, that now I didn’t have to worry anymore. So I went a little over board. Two, I learned more about what the Dungeon Comic was about. It was about controlling yourself. Bruce Lee once said, “There is a difference between self-actualization, and self-realized actualization.” The characters in the book are fighting against what people want to type them or see them as. One fights against the idea of him being a monster, one fights against being inept, and one fights against being villain. To push through and do what has to be done, not what people expect of you being capable of doing. It was my own struggle with fighting against people’s preconceived notions of myself. The book being a murder mystery/who done it, really became fitting of “who is the person I’m friends with, and are they who I think they really are?”

3.) What is the state of the comic world in your opinion?

I am afraid it’s not moving in a positive direction in my opinion. There is one part of me that says with all the latest films, TV shows, toys, and merchandising that it has strong commercial appeal, but I don’t think that lies within the reading world. There are still lots of people showing up at shows, but a lot of people are Deadpool fans, and have never read Deadpool. I think much like wrestling they have played every storyline out, and any new one is repeated by the competing entity in almost a play-by-play manner. One thing that really shocked me is how snobbish the comic book community is and by that I mean the true marks, the fanboys. That’s not to get confused with your average comic fan. I think on average the comic fan is a normal person that likes various things, one of which happens to be comics. But the fanboys, in my definition are fanatics, that no matter how bad a product is they think its great. I remember saying how bad X-Men 3 the film was when it came out and people were ready to throw down with me, 3 years later, the same people admitted it sucked. Well, how many times did they have to watch it to admit it?  This type of fanboy feeds into the bad and supports it with their dollars, so instead of saying hey, I’m not wasting my money on this, they say, “ I will give this book 5-7 more issues if it doesn’t get any better, I may have to drop it.” Well, when you spend your money to do that, even when the Internet world has touted it sucked, yet you go out and buy it, you are saying hey make more of that. Its very hard on the people like me, who work very hard to build their property and the fanboys don’t give it a chance because it’s not published by Marvel or DC so therefore why waste their time? Yet if one of the big companies does a bad book, which in shear ratios its determined to happen from time to time, people will buy every one. Even poor selling Marvel and DC books sell better than Indy titles. And Diamond considers, Buffy, Transformers, TMNT, Walking Dead, GI Joe, and Star wars all Indy titles, yet all are popular and expensive licenses. If people are comic book fans, why not give all comics a chance. There are bad one out there, probably more bad than great, but unless its Levi’s jeans, they won’t try on another pair. You would think as nerdy and as knowledgeable the fanboys are they would just be ravenous to devour anything that had drawings with word balloons. And if they don’t support the people at the bottom, they’re won’t be anyone to work at the top down the road. It’s also ironic that as much as Marvel promotes such a liberal anti-corporate message in their comics, that they are just that. Disney, which is far from being a mom and pop parent company, owns them and they constantly hire and fire people to keep finances down. I’m not saying that’s a bad idea, in the end it’s a business, but if they are catering to those minded type of individuals, then why do those individuals stay so exclusive to them and DC? I’m not saying they don’t make great books, because they do, and it has always been my dream to work for one of them. I just feel that there is a lot of hypocrisy by the fans sometimes that they will shell out a lot of money for a lazy sketch from a person that has Company X over their banner at a show, and not give a person money that will do them a much better sketch for a quarter of the price. If you are going to spend your money, I hope you would spend it on stuff they truly love. Perhaps people should give someone a chance once and a while and see where it goes. Walking Dead, Chew, Peter Panzerfaust are examples of this happening but they are few and far between. Things are going to change in the industry with all the technology we have at our reach, I just don’t know where that will take the world of comics in the end and who will benefit.


4.) What is your favorite creation? 

Most people that read my books would probably think the Brahmabul is my favorite creation being he is the star of the book, but I would have to say Lace (Laci) Wings the Fairy and Ilsa, Leader of the Ookami. I like them both a great deal. While they are not the heroes of the book, I really just have a special place in my heart for them. Laci in particular, I often doodle her on things when I am thinking. Both are the easiest to write dialogue. 


5.) What is the weirdest thing you have ever witness at a convention or in a comic shop?

At a convention I have seen some transvestite, not always good ones dressed up, I have seen a 400 pound woman dressed authentically as Red Sonja, chain link bikini and all. I once saw a guy going to meet Adam West in line at a show dressed as Batman. And his cowl and cape were made out of Hefty bags. But I would have to say the oddest thing ever was once at a comic book store, I saw someone carry in a doll/mannequin. It was about 4 feet tall. Had real hair, its arms were straight out to the sides and had soft gloves on. And the guy sat it down in front of him and started petting its head and smoothing its hair down with his hands. He wanted to sell it, why at a comic book store I have no idea, then he explained that he thought it was a record store.  When we gave him directions to that place, he packed it up in his mini van and drove off in the opposite direction. That would be weirdest ever. 

Thanks to Teri and Shawn for their time!  Make sure to checkout their sites and stop to say hi at conventions!


© 2013 Shawnster the Monster Shawn D Patrick



Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Double Shot of Random Five Questions with Jessica Dwyer and Justin Beahm

Since I have been super busy of late, here is a double shot of Shawnster the Monster's Random Five Questions.

First up is Jessica Dwyer.  To know Jessica is to love Jessica.  She is a raging fangirl with an obsession for Doctor Who, Freddy Krueger, Johnny Depp, Dark Shadows, Shawnster the Monster, and The Walking Dead   Jessica just happens to be a writer for HorrorHound Magazine and http://www.fangirlmag.com  Jessica also co-host Fan Girl Radio every Thursday night.  Check Jessica out on Facebook and Twitter (@JessicaDwyer) If you see Jessica at any of the HorrorHound Weekends, stop and say hi!  She does bite!

Random Five Questions with Jessica Dwyer




1.) How did Fan Girl Radio come about?

Fangirl Radio came from the original Fangirl Magazine Podcast. That came from the webzine and the suggestion by a few people that when you got me talking along with my friends about the stuff we were passionate and knowledgeable abut it was entertaining to listen to. I also love interviewing people and asking them things that normally they don’t get asked.
If you’ve been to Comicon or a convention where there are Q and A’s or ever watched the more mainstream entertainment shows (like Extra for example) the questions can range from those that have been asked a 100 times before to just embarrassing. I like learning things and making our interviews fun and informative.
We have fun on the show and try to have discussions that are also interesting and informative. It’s important to me that people see that women know their stuff as well as the guys. Even though girls in the geek world have come a long way, it’s evident thanks to things like the “Sexy Geek” debate and the “Fake Geek Girl” stuff that’s in the news that we still have a ways to go before we’re considered on the same level of playing field as the men folk.


2.) Who is your favorite doctor from the Doctor Who series?
Without question, Ten. I grew up with Tom Baker and dear Doctor 4. But David Tennant came along in a very dark part of my life and gave me something to look forward to and to take my mind off of what was going on. He was a fan who go to live the dream of portraying a character he’d grown up with. He also took aspects of the previous Doctors and brought them into play and put his own spin on the character. I loved him as the Doctor and to this day I can’t watch The End of Time without crying. I’ve only managed to watch it twice.
Tennant is just an amazing actor and person as well. He loves the younger fans and appreciates the older ones. He does all sorts of things for charity and as I said is big ol’Geek all on his own. I think he’s amazing and will forever be my favorite Doctor.


3.) How did you become involved with Horror Hound?
I got involved with HorrorHound on issue 2 after I reviewed the first issue for Bloody-Disgusting.com I was the websites first fiction reviewer. After I read it and thought “These guys are pretty good.” I asked them if they would be interested in another writer for their magazine. My first interview was in issue 2 (which also happened to be a Shaun of the Dead cover) and was with Greg Nicotero of KNB FX. The rest is history.

4.) Describe your love for Freddy Kruger?

Fairly dark and twisted I suppose. My love of Freddy Krueger started when I was around 12…which if you know the history of the character is really sort of wrong. LOL.
But for whatever reason I gravitated to Freddy Krueger. I think it was the black humor and fantastical ways he took out his victims. The story and the myth and the way Robert Englund just made this character so evilly awesome. He was funny and scary and just great to watch. He embodied this new icon of fear to the hilt.
There’s something sickly seductive about Freddy Krueger. I’m not sure how to describe it. I still think there is something wrong with me when it comes to how much I love Freddy but then again, thanks to the internet, I’ve realized I’m not alone in that love of the crispy critter in the red and green sweater.

5.) What is the craziest thing you have ever seen at any convention?

Oh that’s easy, the Bic’ing that happened at Comicon in Hall H. I was only four rows over when the guy stabbed the man sitting next to him in the eye with a pen. I called it the Bic’ing because the eye gouging just doesn’t flow off the tongue as well. Anyway, Hall H on one of the biggest days ever in the history of Comicon (this is the day they announce the cast of the Avengers in there and Harrison Ford and Daniel Craig are going to be on stage together.) The Bic’ing goes down and we don’t know what is happening because all we see is this crowd of people sort of forming in that row. We thought someone had had a heart attack or something, but no…Twitter is how we find out being 4 rows away.
Stabbing in Hall H is making the rounds on the trending topics and my friends and I are looking at each other in terror. But they’ve snagged the guy and the cops show up AND LOCK DOWN THE ENTIRE HALL. 10,000 people are stuck in a room because the place is a crime scene. They have to delay all the presentations as this all goes down by over an hour. It was freaky.
Turns out the reason the guy did it was because he thought the man was sitting too close to him. In the irony of all ironies the guy who did the assault was wearing the “Harry Potter Criminal #1” t-shirt they’d given out that day.

Next up is Justin Beahm.  

My wife thinks Justin Beahm is cute. Sigh! Anyways, Justin is a writer and filmmaker.  He has written various articles for HorrorHound, Fangoria, and Famous Monsters of Filmland. Justin is also working on a super cool awesome book called "HALLOWEEN: THE COMPLETE AUTHORIZED HISTORY" that will cover about everything you will ever want to know about the Halloween movie series.  For more information check out http://www.officialhalloweenbook.com/
 If that is not enough, Justin also spearheaded the Halloween theatrical release last October and his documentary “YOU CAN’T KILL THE BOOGEYMAN: 35 YEARS OF HALLOWEEN” was shown before the feature presentation of Halloween.  He also loves kittens and sunflowers. Check Justin out on Facebook and Twitter (@justinbeahm)

Random Five Questions with Justin Beahm


1.) What started your love of horror?

I remember seeing Whale's FRANKENSTEIN when I was a kid, which kick started a love affair with monsters. From there, I was always checking out the Crestwood House monster books from the library, which were giving me an education in all things Wolf Man, Blob, King Kong, Dracula, and the rest before I even saw the movies. I started searching for videos of anything monster I could find, and over time that evolved into exploration of horror in general.
My buddies and I were always renting armloads of videos...everything we could get our hands on, which included a lot of horror and exploitation stuff. There is still nothing I won't watch, and in the early days, my curiosity led me down some varied, interesting, sometimes puzzling, always exciting, roads.

2.) How old were you when you first watched Halloween?

I saw HALLOWEEN II first on Halloween night in the fifth grade, so that was my introduction to the world of Haddonfield. It terrified and intrigued me. From there I tracked down the novelization and soundtrack of the original film, which I read and listened to before seeing the film, as weird as that may sound. It was probably in the sixth grade when I saw HALLOWEEN for the first time.

3.) Tell us a little about your upcoming book on the Halloween movie series?

It is a love letter to the fans and the series, with each film getting equal attention. Fully illustrated coffee table book, similar in format to Peter Bracke's 'Crystal Lake Memories' book from a few years ago. Full of interviews, photos, new and original art, and more.

4.) What was your all-time favorite cover of Fangoria?

It is impossible to narrow it down to just one, but here are a few favorites...
Two great classic covers:
#8: Fulci's ZOMBIE
#9 MOTEL HELL
Two recent covers that I love:
#299: BLACK SWAN (elegant simplicity)
#303: John Carpenter cover (nice painting of JC morphing into THE THING)

5.) What is the holy grail of your horror collection?

My collection isn't that huge, but the pride of what I have is a hand made silver WISHMASTER djinn ring made for me by my pal Andrew Divoff. Andrew played the Djinn in the first two WISHMASTER films, and has always been very proud of that character, despite countless other fantastic performances in LOST, and other films and television programs. Pretty cool having that sitting on the desk in my office.


Thanks to Jessica and Justin! Next week Texas Chainsaw Massacre star Teri McMinn!
© 2013 Shawnster the Monster Shawn D Patrick



Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Five Random Questions with Texas Chainsaw 3D's Dan Yeager

Dan Yeager has been a good friend of Shawnster the Monster for nearly two years.  Dan and I became instant friends over our love of Texas Chainsaw Massacre and silent film.  Dan Yeager was able to accomplished one of his dreams of playing the one and only Leatherface in Lionsgate's Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D that opened number one in theaters back in January.  Besides playing a homicidal misunderstood farm-boy who likes to wear human flesh as a mask, he has a love for classic cars, classic cinema, Waffle House, spending time with his wonderful family and running his business Bad Anger.  Hint hint Dan, I need some shirts in 3X (because I am a tall ol' boy) and some signed TC3D posters if you get my subtle hints.  Dan was nice enough to answer my random five questions.  You never know what this ol' southern boy might ask Dan.







SHAWNSTER THE MONSTER'S RANDOM FIVE QUESTIONS!



1.) What is one silent movie that you recommend that every movie fan should watch once?

Metropolis. It is the pinnacle of pre-sound film making for design and composition. The story is epic as well. For the horror fan in particular, you should see Nosferatu.


2.) If you come back for another Texas Chainsaw 3D sequel, will you make sure to have in your contract that Shawster the Monster and Professor Phil Raley are extras in the movie?

That contract is already written and signed. I'll do what I can, though. Have your agent call me.   

(Author's note: Dan better or I will text him nude pictures of Bea Arthur in the middle of the night! He will not have any memory left on his phone!)


 3.) What is your view on 3D?

3D is a great cinematic tool. It has been, up to now, largely used as a gimmick, but I think it can best be used to enhance the immerse quality of an already compelling story. In TC3D, I think we see one of the first thoughtful uses of it. There were the couple of homages to schlock 3D movies of the past, but it was largely restrained. You still can't break "the 4th wall." I predict we will be watching the local news in 3D within 10 years; maybe within 5.


4.) What other type of characters would you like to portray in the future?

My friend, Kari Kramer (better known to Chainsaw fans as the carnival scene Pig Man) penned a great story about a regular guy who went through a devastating break-up. She seems to think I could play the role, and I'm beginning to believe her. I do enjoy being scary, though.



5.) Who was your celebrity crush when you were growing up?

It changed daily, depending on what was on TV. Ginger, Elly May, Lilly Munster... But the quintessence of crush ability had to be Farrah Fawcett. I'm old.



Bonus question:
What would be more scarier, being forced to live in a cabin in Alaska for a year with Leatherface or legendary TCM fan Allen Titinik?

As far as which one would most likely end in murder, I suspect Allen would take the prize. I get along with Leatherface fairly well at this point. He's not at all annoying and is pretty useful around the cabin.





 Next week checkout author and Halloween (yeah the movie series) Justin Beahm!




 Want to learn more about Dan Yeager, check these links out.

    https://www.facebook.com/officialdanyeager
    https://www.facebook.com/BADanger
    https://www.facebook.com/DanYeagersBrains
    http://www.imdb.me/danyeager
    http://www.danyeager.com
    http://www.sag.org/iactor/DanYeager


© 2013 Shawnster the Monster Shawn D Patrick

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Random Five Questions with Sean Clark

Sean Clark is a man of various trades. Sean is one busy man. He is the owner of Convention All-Stars and is a horror journalist with his "Horrors Hallowed Grounds" being featured in HorrorHound Magazine. In 2003, Sean was one of the people involved putting together a very cool horror convention "Halloween Returns to Haddonfield" 25th Anniversary Convention in Pasadena CA and Sean put together the sequel "30 Years of Terror" the Halloween 30th Anniversary Convention once more in Pasadena, CA. Sean was also involved in the making of the excellent documentaries on Scream Factory's awesome releases of Halloween 2 and Halloween 3: Season of the Witch. Sean is also a screenwriter. His first feature film was "The Black Waters of Echo's Pond" starring Robert Patrick, and Danielle Harris. Sean also like long walks in the park on nice sunny warm days in the Spring. Thanks to Sean for taking a timeout to answer Shawnster the Monster's Random Five Questions.
Random Five Questions:
1.) How did you become an agent?

It was sort of by accident. I was involved with conventions and was also friends with a lot of horror celebrities and I booked one of them into a show as a favor because I was tight with the promoter and then after that this same celeb asked if I could get him into other shows and I was thinking that one time was cool but this is sort of turning into a job and that is when the light bulb kind of went on in my head. Then I started my own company. I never did it with the intent for it to blow up like it has into an actual corporation. I was doing it as a way to get into horror cons for free and promote my own things like Horror's Hallowed Grounds on their dime. Then it took over my life.

 2.) How did you become involved in various documentaries about the Halloween series such as "The Nightmare Isn't Over: The Making of Halloween II" and "Stand Alone: The Making of Halloween III" on the Scream Factory releases of "Halloween II and Halloween III: Season of the Witch?

Well I have been involved in the Halloween franchise in one way or another since 1996 when I was known for making Myers masks. I worked on the very first DVD release of Halloween in 1999 with Anchor Bay. Then I put on the Halloween 25th Anniversary convention in 2003. From that we did the documentary Halloween 25 Years of Terror with Anchor Bay and my very first Horror's Hallowed Grounds episode on Halloween was a bonus feature on that DVD. Then I put on the Halloween 30th Anniversary Convention in 2008 and started working in various capacities with Malek Akkad & Trancas International. So when Shout Factory was working on Halloween II & III Jeff Nelson at Shout and Michael Felsher of Red Shirt Pictures got together and decided to get me involved. I'm honored they did.

3.) What is the craziest thing you ever saw at a convention?

I don't know honestly. They all kind of blur together. I guess the craziest thing is the crowds at San Diego Comic Con. That is truly insane.

4.) What would be your holy grail to be added to your collection?

 I guess the go to answer would be Nick Castle's screen used mask from the original Halloween. There were at least 3 used in that film and only one is known to exist and that was the one also used in Halloween II.

 5.) How do you control the women around Norman Reedus?

There is no "controlling" the ladies that go by many names. The Boondock Betties, Reddusmaniacs, Dixon's Vixens and so on. I let security try to control them and just do my best to stay on their good side.

Here are some links to learn more about Sean.
 www.conventionallstars.com
 www.horrorshirts.com
 www.silvershampainnovelties.com

Be on the lookout next week for Dan Yeager from "Texas Chainsaw 3D" answering Shawnster the Monster's Random Five Questions.


© 2013 Shawnster the Monster Shawn D Patrick

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Going to keep this blog update at least once a week for now on. Here is a review from a longtime ago by me. An old review of Return of the TCM! Thursday, August 14, 2008 Return of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Shawn’s Backyard Drive-In! Have you ever watched a movie and considered it the worst movie of all-time? For me one of those movies is Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre aka The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation. The first time I watched it was in the summer of 97. I watched the movie but I was distracted. Believe it or not I wasn't distracted by Drew talking during the movie or by some trailer park Woodlawn girl but by a swarm of locust! You couldn't even hear yourself think. Southern Arkansas summers are miserable but add a swarm of locust plus Drew to the mix than you have a recipe for disaster! Because of the locusts I missed the brilliance of this film! I have to give Joe Bob Briggs some credit. See, I read his review and I thought good old Joe Bob lost his mind. He is the same man that introduces me to Basket Case. I was thinking one of those editors in the Big D was trying to screw him over or drugged his six pack of Big Red Soda but no, it was his review. So, after eleven years, I decide to give it another shot only because of my respect for Joe Bob. This movie is a hidden gem. You see, this movie was made right after Dazed and Confused was filmed in Austin. So Matthew McConnaughey and Renee Zellweger took a taxi right across Austin and made this brilliant masterpiece. Kim Henkel who was the co-writer of the original Chainsaw, directs this movie as a direct sequel to the original. I wished I could have used Saw instead of Chainsaw in the last sentence but too many of you dumb-dumbs would think I would be referring to the movie about the guy with cancer who wears a hog hat that likes to put bear traps on peoples heads. Let's get back on track. Kim Henkel made one of the best all-time drive-in movies. In return Matthew McConnaughey and Renee Zellweger got famous and tried to stop the movie from being released. Ok Matthew and Renee, maybe you two should have tried to stop Edtv and Nurse Betty from being released. The movie takes place on prom night. So the four kiddies have an accident on a backcountry road and they stumble into the Sawyer Family. In turn, Leatherface does his best Liza Minnelli impersonation for Renee because he wants her face to be his new face if you know what I mean. Matthew's character Vilmer Sawyer has this remote control hydraulic gadget on his leg. Hence, Vilmer gets pissed when his batteries for his remote control are not charged. He can crush a human skull with his foot and likes to catch people on fire. Vilmer's brother W.E. Sawyer is continually quoting famous works of literature while he points a shotgun. You also have Rothman, who rides arounds in a limo and he is part of this secret group called the Illuminati. He is like the Ric Flair of the movie since he rides around in a limo. You have a crop duster assassin and a motor home chase as well. So this movie has everything you could possibly want - Girl on a meat hook, great one liners, stuffed people (like a deer head on the wall), Stone Cold Steve Austin's ex-wife playing a cop, three cameos by actors from the original, and pizza. So, you better give this movie another chance. You can connect it to the original but you have to use your noodle. Best drive-in movie of the 90's!


© 2013 Shawnster the Monster Shawn D Patrick